How to hitch a rich guy forever?

So you want diamond rings, a Porsche to burn the road and a credit card with no limit! But you don’t want to work your ass for it…..What to do? Simple, all you need to do is find a guy who already has all of this and is ready to share it all. But the question is how to get this rich man? Well …look around you beautiful! There are more than 10 million millionaires around the globe. Well getting them is not easy. But here are a few tips to get you a living credit card!

But before we start, let me tell you what you are about to become is called a gold digger. You see golddigging is not that easy. You have certain rule and regulations to follow.

So here we go-

A guy (I mean a rich guy) does not want a normal, the usual kind of girl. What he really wants is a hot sizzling babe who he can show off. So look attractive. Get yourself a nice hair do. Put some makeup on…But make sure you don’t over do it. Just try to keep it natural. Natural beauty is what a guy looks for.
Also, get yourself some nice outfits. You see, there are some initial investments you have to do but once you achieve what you are working for these investments won’t really matter.

Ok! So now you are looking beautiful with an all new haircut, makeup and a sexy dress (and matching heels off course). What next? Well! Slow down girl! Dont get that excited! Now take yourself some place where you can find these rich men. Lets say how about to some rich boys marriage (he must be having some rich friends too!).And trust me; this is the best place to get a rich dude. And how are you going to get invited to such a marrage? Well, use your contacts woman! I ain’t gonna tell you everything!

Next step, Alrite now you finally found a guy but how do you make sure he is rich? No! You don’t go ask him about his salary! Try not to let him know that you are interested in his money and not his magic stick! No guy wants a woman to be a gold digger. Well what you do is ask him about his life….try to make him fall for you. Make him believe that you are really inspired by his success. Try to make him feel as if he is the king!

Alrite! So now you have your rich man! And if you don’t.Dont worry! Dont loose hope! There are so many different places to get one. For instance, make a career in something where you get to meet with a lot of people (rich people), like try getting into hotel management or become an air hostess; join a very expensive gym etc.

Now, finally that you have your man, take him out, I mean let him take you out for shopping, movies etc etc.
Let him pay for everything. Get him all crazy about you! But don’t think he is going to spend all this money without feeling you (quid pro quo, remember!).So what’s the big deal! Try enjoying it! Take him as your puppet. Use him to the fullest!

Okay! Now you have got everything you wanted but how do you keep it forever? Well…No! You don’t get him killed! Duh! You don’t want to end up in jail do you?

Well the only and the easiest way are to show some respect for your man. Let him know that you really appreciate all of this. Make him feel good for all his gifts; let him feel the pride, give him some wild nights. Moreover, keep your body fit. Keep looking hot and sexy! Till you are hot, he is in your pot!