The Best Ever Pick Up Lines

Men have been historically pursuing women. Even since the Victorian era, when men married into families of culture and money, they have been noted for their pursuit of the fairer sex. The pursuit however, is not so simple. Not only is there a lot of competition, there is also the fact that the modern woman has become very choosy when it comes to men she wants to date.

There is a lot of strategy, planning and sometimes even group work involved in the art of seduction. While smart moves from men can take really long to please their women, the age old goofy pick up lines sometimes do the magic.

Even though most women today loathe the idea of being approached with a cheesy one liner, there are others who will at least give you a window of opportunity to talk to them. Pick up lines that are well thought out can make you look witty, funny and intelligent, which is a great concoction to impress a woman. Here are some pick up lines that you can use, the next time you go out in the pursuit of the fairer sex.

1.    You say: “You look like my third wife!”
She says: “How many have you had?”
You say: “Two”
2.    You say: “Are you smoking?”
She says: “No!”
You say: “Oh, yes you are…!”
3.    You say: “Do you like cheese?”
She says: “No”
You say: “Cos I’m an easy single!”
4.    If someone gave me a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents
5.    You’re so beautiful, you just made me forget my pick-up line!
6.    Excuse me. I think I dropped something. Oh here it is, my jaw!
7.    Wow, you’re so sweet, you’d put Hershey’s out of business.
8.    Did you just smile at me? I thought the sun came out for a minute!
9.    I think something just went wrong with my aim. I simply cannot take my eyes off you.
10.    I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Was just wondering if I could interview you!